BillyWR provides artisanal, hand-washed RAM for the discerning enterprise. We source our chips from the finest recycling centers and dusty basements in the tri-state area.
We don't ask where the RAM came from, and neither should you.
Why buy megabytes when you can buy kilograms? We scoop it directly from a bucket into a ziplock bag.
Every stick fits every motherboard if you push hard enough. We include a complimentary rubber mallet.
We blow on the RAM before shipping it. Guaranteed to be room temperature upon arrival.
A random assortment of DDR1, DDR2, and a stick of gum. Great for startups!
Ideally suited for curved monitors. Provides ergonomic data transfer.
256MB of pure nostalgia. Can run Windows 95 screensavers at 12fps.